User:Shock Factor

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His Honour ‘Shock Factor’ Hardcore – honorary self-appointed High Inquisitor of The Hardcores takes pride in taking things too far in conversations. A fine sample of his work includes innuendo on words like “coming”, and the use of perspective (see figure 1).

Figure 1 (Above): The exquisite use of perspective by SHOCK FACTOR. EXTREME WORK Shock Factor! Ten Hardcore Points!

Table 1 (Below): Unfortunately talking to chicks this doesn’t really help – especially humourless ones.

[edit] Application Process Subverted

Shock Factor coined the phrase ExTrEmE, always accompanied by the crossing of the forearms in front of the chest and always, always, always yelled, regardless of nearby softcock 'normal people'. Due to the Shock Factor policies of being ExTeEmE and shocking people - which act in conjunction with eachother - applying for a position in the Hardcores would have been out of character, softcock, and superfluous.

[edit] Hardcore Feats

The High Inquisitor, His Honour Shock Factor has been known to surf in waves up to 8 feet small, cause trouble with violent hobos but then refuse to fight in an act of Extreme Pacivism leaving Dolkens to defend his life, perform extreme rollerblading, run up to 21km, swim up to 1500m, and give females many wonderful experiences.